It. Is. Finally. Here.

I have waited for so long...

And now, the might of the Protoss is finally at my command, as the whole Koprulu sector shall battle the darkest of evils!

Will the Apocalypse end in utter darkness? It all hangs on Artanis... and me, of course.

My life for Aiur! En Taro Tassadar!

...Chances are you've heard of Carbot's hilarious and adorable "StarCrafts" animated shorts.

Well, thanks to an IndieGoGo campaign, it's now a fully-fledged mod in the Arcade section of StarCraft II.

I just played a 1v1 match against an AI, and now I have a splitting headache from laughing so hard.

Without a doubt, the single funniest game of StarCraft I have ever, ever played.

I'mma go lay down now...

I've been in the market for an ultrawide 21:9 monitor for almost a year-and-a-half now. I'm very close to puling the trigger. But one of the only things stopping me isn't the price (5 monthly payments of $180 is absolutely doable right now), it's the fact that my current most-frequented PC game, Co-Op Commanders on StarCraft II, doesn't support ultrawide resolutions.

Blizzard, your excuse of "unfair advantage" for your games not supporting ultrawides is, quite frankly, bullshit.

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So far, this has been one hell of a ride. A sci-fi epic in every sense of the words.

If this can satisfyingly wrap up the last 16 years of storytelling in the SC universe, then this may be my Campaign of the Year.

I also find it disappointing that no gaming news site I visit has, um, ANY articles up about the game because they're too busy vomiting out page after page of Fallout 4 clickbait.

Variety, you fucktards.

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Just beat the Epilogue of Legacy of the Void.

Not bad at all. It was a satisfying end, and although Amon came too close to the "evil for the sake of evil" cliche, I'm fine with there not being a StarCraft III.

Because we'd have to wait 15 years and have it delayed because of World of WarCraft 2.

Alright, John de Lancie as Alarak, I've known about that for three years.

But Nicole Oliver just made my brain melt. Even when Celestia's pissed, she's no Ji'Nara. And yes, it probably has something to do whatever voice filtering Blizzard does with the Protoss characters.

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